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Monday, January 16, 2012

BETA RAY BILL by David Cutler

The first time you see Beta Ray Bill, you think he's pretty cool looking. Then you find out his name is Beta Ray Bill, and you think he's awesome. Then you read that he's a space alien horse monster with a magic hammer called Stormbreaker and all the powers of Thor and you divorce your partner, because only now do you understand what love is.

-David

3 comments:

Ryan Bullard said...

I can't really make out what he's thinking, but there's a look of mayhem in his eye. I think yours is the only version I've seen with nostrils, and it scares me. Cosmic viking horse monster nostrils.

David J. Cutler said...

I guess I just assumed he had nostrils... oops.

I was actually going for nobility or something, like the moment Odin bestowed him with his powers or whatever. It's a hard face to get to express something other than rage though haha... I'm no Ken House.

Ryan Bullard said...

Haha I wasn't implying nostrils were bad. None of us are Ken House man, none of us.